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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 16, 2005 17:28:25 GMT
ok you turkeynecks
this is the 100th thread
& who better to be the subject than myself?
so, to all my detractors and malefactors....
I AM YOUR HERPES SORE YOUR MOLDY APPLE CORE I AM YOUR SKIDMARK STAIN YOUR SAD LIFES BAIN IM THE STAIN ON YOUR SHEET YOUR ATHELETES FEET THE STRANGE NOISE IN THE DARK AND MY BITES WORSE THAN MY BARK
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Post by Bootylicious on Feb 18, 2005 11:18:21 GMT
Your just a hemhorroid really...........a pile in the ass........get over yoself...........with a head as big as yours ya better watch out for doors...........
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 22, 2005 1:29:00 GMT
lick my fat arse grapes if i dont smell envy in the air.
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Post by Bootylicious on Feb 23, 2005 10:13:13 GMT
not quite.......
but nice try at deflection.......
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 23, 2005 13:44:22 GMT
listen bootylicker you learn to spell haemorrhoid proper like, then ill let you start the 1st module of the beginners course in meerkat baiting
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Post by Bootylicious on Feb 23, 2005 17:25:31 GMT
Youre so pedantic.I dont have time to spell check and its been a while since having to spell that word frankly although as all things butt oriented are your specialty i would imagine youre quite the speller in that area......I fear you have TOO MUCH time on your hands though,Meerkunt........And you aint doin yourself any favours being so full of yourself either..........at least im willing to bait you....i dont need to take meerkat baiting classes either..........im over it..like yesterday............if all your gonna do is be a petty know it all then you ll end up a fdried up lonely old meerkunt for sure........good luck to ya.
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Post by MEERKUNT on Feb 24, 2005 0:07:52 GMT
keep it coming, ill tell you when i feel it.
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Post by Bootylicious on Feb 24, 2005 12:42:59 GMT
Yeah right,like im about to impart my expertise on your sorry ass for free..........in your dreams.......
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Post by GHOST OF MEERKUNT on Feb 24, 2005 23:24:05 GMT
in my dreams you paid me.
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Post by Harold on Feb 25, 2005 0:07:40 GMT
Oh Lord. Now we're going to have to call in an exorcist. Sorry folks, it's beyond my medical abilities; I just kill 'em, I can't do anything about what happens after that.
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Post by Bootylicious on Mar 1, 2005 12:01:45 GMT
in my dreams you paid me. Not likely..........youre fuckin more delusional dead than you ever were alive mate!I NEVER pay anyone for anything relating to my pleasure.......and i guess that gives quite an insight as to what YOUR fantasies are all about..me paying you...hmmm.........dream on is all i can say.........
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Post by MEERKAT on Mar 1, 2005 13:05:12 GMT
i spose youre right....... you couldnt afford me on your salary
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Post by Bootylicious on Mar 2, 2005 0:40:42 GMT
Pleeeeaaaaazzeeeee..........stop youre making me laugh so hard im gonna pop my hernia..........you really need to do some stand-up!!!!!!Youre a funny guy!I'd like to see someone pay for your dead ass favours......
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Post by ST MEERKAT on Mar 2, 2005 2:47:09 GMT
theyre going to give me my own book in the fuckin bible, you think any of you pathetic fucks can afford a piece of my ringpiece now? start prayin.
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Post by Pope JP2 on Mar 2, 2005 18:31:41 GMT
Yes indeedy, Meerkat has been elevated to the Patron(ising) Saint of Foul-Mouthed Furry Fuckhead Critters everywhere.
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