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Post by ST MEERKAT on Mar 14, 2005 0:06:48 GMT
my boy, if you gotta do it, do it. but ferfucksake make sure you make her cry.
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Post by MrsRobinson on Mar 14, 2005 10:47:09 GMT
yeah, the old fuck*rs dead, buried and well on his way to wormfood, so im well up for it. especially if you wear those sexy surgical support stockings. watch it young one.............i may be older but im not old!im not having to take fish oils for my leg bones quite yet!......and i still do yoga..........its more like Yummy Mummy than Sick Gran........... |
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Post by nurse betty on Mar 14, 2005 10:49:34 GMT
yeah, the old fuck*rs dead, buried and well on his way to wormfood, so im well up for it. especially if you wear those sexy surgical support stockings. ill show you surgical support stockings!.........and enemas.........and catheters...........and handy dandy restraints........... |
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Post by MrsRobinson on Mar 14, 2005 10:50:49 GMT
my boy, if you gotta do it, do it. but ferfucksake make sure you make her cry. Big words little dead cat.........no ne shed a tear over you now did they?bitter are we? |
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Post by ST MEERKAT on Mar 14, 2005 12:10:19 GMT
Big words little dead cat.........no ne shed a tear over you now did they?bitter are we? me bitter? nah. when you're omniscient there's no end of fun to be had peeping into ladies shower rooms.... anyway, the sins (and deviancies) of the fathers shalt be passed on to the sons, so you're going to be finding it hard to sit down comfortably after my boys thru with you. |
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Post by MrsRobinson on Mar 14, 2005 20:40:43 GMT
i should be ok with that HRT Harry's cookin up for me(mind you ill get a courier to deliver it....and have my way with him too of course)...and i should be fine in the lube department.....bring it on.
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Post by beej on Mar 17, 2005 2:44:46 GMT
the screeches. they should rename themselves the colosomy bags. they're all either dead or pretty fucking near it.
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Post by Mae West on Mar 17, 2005 10:28:03 GMT
the incredibly cool, clever and gifted Screeches. they should rename themselves the colosomy bags. they're all either dead or pretty 'ucking near it. You're never too old to become young............ and it seems that with you,Beej,youre also never too young to become old......go out and live a little...... |
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Post by beej on Mar 24, 2005 1:11:24 GMT
and you're never too old to die. you are the weakest link. bye bye. i win again
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Post by Harold on Apr 3, 2005 1:20:17 GMT
and you're never too old to die. you are the weakest link. bye bye. i win again And what's the prize this week? Yep. A brand new fat lesbian singer-songwriter. You'll be able to share bras. |
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Post by Bootylicious on Apr 6, 2005 11:46:33 GMT
and you're never too old to die. you are the weakest link. bye bye. i win again Beej,beej,beej, doesnt make much sense that..... i mean never too old to die....is that supposed to hurt?...more like never too young to die.......most people do die when they're old if theyre lucky...so its not even liek a threat....others are UNLUCKY and die young...so hence wishing them that would be a bad thing......i mean what the hell....was that supposed to be a jibe? Youve been watching to much of The Office,mate.I rememebr in the past some comment of yours on the myspace forum about the grammar of one of the members of The Screeches.....Poeple in glass houses...... And i have it on pretty good authority that the singer (and other members) of The Screeches could run rings around your fat ass...because it is a medically proven fact that it is not your terrestrial age but your body's fat index,general internal health and genetics that determines your ACTUAL age and how much longer you have to live. So id get to doing some excercise if i were you......sex with lesbians doesnt count by the way........although if she's having sex with you i'm not sure she could be called a lesbian per se......duh. .....if she doesnt wanna admit she's dating you and says its cuz shes a lesbian....it may actually be that she falls under the "too embarrassed to be seen in public with you" sexual category. |
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Post by MEERKAT on Apr 9, 2005 23:38:43 GMT
if shes having sex with beej shes a bestialitist not a Rug Muncher
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Post by Bootylicious on Apr 16, 2005 16:51:58 GMT
if shes having sex with beej shes a bestialitist not a Rug Muncher Nah.I can see your point buddy...but i think the word is DESPERATE......... |
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Post by MEERKAT on Apr 20, 2005 14:49:44 GMT
Nah.I can see your point buddy...but i think the word is DESPERATE......... either that or she lost her previous fuck buddy when her pony died. |
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