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Post by Bootylicious on Mar 2, 2005 21:20:33 GMT
Fuckin hell Meerkat.......is your ringpiece dissintegrating into little iddy bitty pieces already? ya need to go see a docta......... theyre going to give me my own book in the fuckin bible, you think any of you pathetic fucks can afford a piece of my ringpiece now? start prayin.
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Post by ST MEERKAT on Mar 2, 2005 21:24:59 GMT
salright, my halo fits perfectly. and it makes my shit smell like lavender.
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Post by Bootylicious on Mar 2, 2005 21:31:57 GMT
Sounds like thats gotta sting.......they must supersize those halos then............
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Post by Buzzard on Mar 2, 2005 21:35:26 GMT
What a perfect scent for turd burglars to enjoy whilst visiting your cloud and dipping into your now fragrant derriere..........how you manage to maintain youreself so uptight after all that buttplay is beyond me though! salright, my halo fits perfectly. and it makes my shit smell like lavender.
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Post by ST MEERKAT on Mar 2, 2005 22:20:48 GMT
Sounds like thats gotta sting. actually it sings. different days i get different tunes. this morning i dumped to the strains of jerusalem, yesterdays evacuation was accompanied by handels water music. its very relaxing.
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Post by waslkedrightintothisone on Mar 5, 2005 19:53:51 GMT
funny, usually when you have a crap you describe it as "art-punk" and feel the need to inflict it on the rest of us.
keep your excretia to yourself
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Post by ST MEERKAT on Mar 6, 2005 4:29:20 GMT
ah, but ive seen the light. now ill be inflicting copies of the watchtower on you on a saturday morning.
ill be distributing lots of wholesome messianic meerkat morsels of learning from henceforth. and ye shall say unto me thou art wonderful o meerkat, let us wash your paws (well, i gotta get the lingo down, ascendancy to the son of god - the pay rise alone is enough to tempt the devil).
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Post by Hyaenna on Mar 6, 2005 4:41:37 GMT
funny, usually when you have a crap you describe it as "art-punk" and feel the need to inflict it on the rest of us. keep your excretia to yourself Fuck you, let's share
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Post by The Screeches on Mar 6, 2005 16:06:19 GMT
And for his next number Sammy the Singing Turd is going to give us his unique rendition of I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing.
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Post by Harold on Mar 10, 2005 1:52:16 GMT
Meerkat old chap, I've just overtaken you in the Myspace Friends League Cup, seems that your memory's already begining to diminish. I suppose that's the downside of having such a short lifespan - the generations pass so much quicker; you're dust and forgotten so quickly.
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Post by MrsRobinson on Mar 12, 2005 21:53:34 GMT
I was just wondering if Meerkat left any surviving fit young heirs i could have my way with....he was always too old for me..used and abused......but if theres some of teh fruit of his loins going out there tender and eager then could someone please direct me to one...or two..or three or hell...a whole mob of 'em........
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Post by Harold on Mar 12, 2005 23:44:15 GMT
Indeed. I noticed that on his photo page he's got some shots of his offspring. Mind you, I think I'd be steering away from that particular gene pool if I were you.
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Post by ST MEERKAT on Mar 13, 2005 1:42:36 GMT
you go anywhere near my boys and ill be having yer flaps fer mittens, darlin.
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Post by MrsRobinson on Mar 13, 2005 11:10:36 GMT
Excuse me ,St.Meerkat.........are you talking to me!?Theres not muc you can do if i decide to go for them now is there?up there in your cloud smelling your own lavender ass fumes..........i will have my way with them if i so wish.........cuz youre dead and im alive and theres nothing you can do about it..........
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Post by SON OF MEERKAT on Mar 13, 2005 19:41:21 GMT
yeah, the old fuckers dead, buried and well on his way to wormfood, so im well up for it. especially if you wear those sexy surgical support stockings.
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