beej
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Post by beej on Oct 10, 2004 13:21:14 GMT
Dear Auntie D. Everyone's teasing me about my country roots, please could you advise me on the best way of deflecting their jibes. Thanks
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Post by Harold Shipman on Oct 12, 2004 16:32:56 GMT
You should write a bunch of fake pretenders songs. No one makes fun of the screeches.
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Post by The Screeches on Oct 12, 2004 16:50:52 GMT
...........and lives
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Post by The Real Beej on Oct 12, 2004 19:46:37 GMT
ooo idle threats, eh?
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Post by dennis the menace on Oct 12, 2004 23:57:28 GMT
qed. you'd hardly call your miserable bromideton ontario existence life would you?
feeling lonely, want something warm to snuggle up to your cold stiffening body? you can reach me anytime bigboy.
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Post by Freddie on Oct 13, 2004 1:33:53 GMT
ees moine. jus ewe watch et young dennis, dont ewe be steppin on moi towes. oy know ees a lonely young lad nall, but wes going to be aving a pegstickin roight, for alloween. rosies all excited loike, and ewe dont want err cumin aftya does ewe?
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Post by Harold on Oct 13, 2004 2:12:50 GMT
Hey Auntie D, a couple of your clients have got out again.
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Post by Lanky on Oct 13, 2004 2:15:05 GMT
You should write a bunch of fake pretenders songs. No one makes fun of the incredibly cool, clever and gifted Screeches. ...and I can't wait til the bassist, then the guitarist, then the drummer all OD. Please don't let that part be fake.
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Post by The Beej on Oct 14, 2004 15:05:16 GMT
Why not, it'll keep with the whole theme they've got going. Is there anything real about this band?
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Post by Strawberry Field on Oct 14, 2004 15:59:47 GMT
Nope
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Post by The Beej on Oct 14, 2004 16:11:31 GMT
They sound fake, that's for sure. (Taking it to where you live now, Harold. You live somewhere pink!)
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Post by Harold on Oct 14, 2004 16:16:52 GMT
You live somewhere brown.
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Post by The Beej on Oct 14, 2004 16:31:11 GMT
Actually, it's green here. I know it's grey in England, but you never seem to go offline, are you unemployed?
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Post by Harold on Oct 14, 2004 16:50:23 GMT
Huh? Unemployed? You could say that. I do have an awful lot of time on my hands, an eternity even.
Brown as in where your head's stuck.
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Post by The Beej on Oct 14, 2004 23:53:16 GMT
Shows what you know about human physiology
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