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Post by diz on Oct 20, 2004 18:55:53 GMT
This is suppose to be an agony board ? not a fuckin verbal boxing ring...... then again its fuckin agony readin it all. whats the point you annony "mouse" twats! identify yourselves then we will see who can handle the real verbal fisting ?
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Post by UncleL on Feb 4, 2005 14:09:34 GMT
Dear Auntie D. Everyone's teasing me about my country roots, please could you advise me on the best way of deflecting their jibes. Thanks DEar Beej, the answer to your existential question was lost amidst the verbal bashing you received..proving evermore that indeed you have a problem socialising appropriately and indeed probably can only find your peer group in the bottomfeeders at your local swamp......so one way of being taken seriously by those higher up the evolutionary ladder would be to say........take yourself out of it completely and perhaps a shortage of pond much to feed from will cause them to miss you hence taking you seriously for say like...........a nanosecond! Get over yourself..lose some weight....take a bath and broaden the spectrum of music you listen to and you may be on to something short of that.....refer to the suicide suggestions on the board.......... Yours Regretfully, UncleL
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Post by beej on Feb 4, 2005 17:41:26 GMT
I'm going to hole myself up in my pantry with several dozen crates of lard and my Glen Cambell CD collection until you all start being more polite....you know it's a hormonal problem and I don't think it's fair to be always on at me for my genes. I'm big boned, that's all.
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Post by UncleL on Feb 7, 2005 10:49:06 GMT
I'm going to hole myself up in my pantry with several dozen crates of lard and my Glen Cambell CD collection until you all start being more polite....you know it's a hormonal problem and I don't think it's fair to be always on at me for my genes. I'm big boned, that's all. There we go again with the excuses.......HORMONAL PROBLEM!!??Ya think!?I think you're on to the real issue with the desire to eat lard frankly but hey thats just me.....The contradictory statement is proof positive that you have a severe denial problem as well.Its always everyone elses fault isnt it Beej?Well........get a grip.......you are fat because YOU EAT TOO MUCH......deal with it.......if you want to continue being obese fine but dont kid yourself as to WHY you are a big fat loser..........You may not be able to make friends but you should put that heartattack-waiting-to happen that you call a body to good use and get a sponsorship with say Kentucky Fried Chicken or something.......Use your imagination and stop feeling sorry for yourself.....and dont forget i was originally answering your desperate plea for a reason,explanation and or solution to your lack of friends.............. UncleL
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Post by Dazedandconfused on Feb 10, 2005 19:44:48 GMT
wait a minute.........wheres auntie D? whos this dumbass uncle L person.......?
we dont really want to speak to Uncle L........
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Post by The Screeches on Feb 13, 2005 18:10:37 GMT
Auntie D's taking a well-earned sabbatical - A deck chair, a bag of humbugs, and a Cathryn Cookson novel on the shingle at Eastbourne to give her chillblains some relief. And evenings of gin and bingo to recharge her psychic batteries.
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Post by bitchypoo on Feb 14, 2005 14:11:23 GMT
[quote author=The incredibly cool, clever and gifted Screeches link=board=PAIN&thread=1097414474&start=35#2 date=1108318237]Auntie D's taking a well-earned sabbatical - A deck chair, a bag of humbugs, and a Cathryn Cookson novel on the shingle at Eastbourne to give her chillblains some relief. And evenings of gin and bingo to recharge her psychic batteries.[/quote]
Yeah yeah yeah...........now thats not fair is it?i mean we ALL need a little break.......i mean whats the soundtrack meant to be....violins?
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 14, 2005 14:40:33 GMT
dont get too sore, you never know, the amount the old dear smokes in bed theres always a chance of a tragic accident.
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Post by bitchypoo on Feb 14, 2005 15:43:11 GMT
Karma's a baitch don't i know it.
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Post by The Screeches on Feb 14, 2005 17:15:51 GMT
No one ever gave Doris Stokes this kind of grief, leave poor Auntie D alone, she's had to carry the full weight of this band's ectoplasmic hernias for too long now........if she was a horse she'd be in a can of Pedigree Chum by now.
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Post by lushspeedfreak on Feb 14, 2005 17:27:56 GMT
Not to be an ass-kisser or anything but i must agree with The Scratches that these guests need to cut the old lady some slack i mean god knows the BAND hasnt........all that hard work and what does hse have to show for it?a caravan in Eastbourne?I think she deserves more than that!!!!!!!
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 14, 2005 19:18:12 GMT
cut the old lady some slack? cut the old lady up for some smack, thats what i say.
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Post by fedupofmeerkats on Feb 14, 2005 20:03:01 GMT
ok ya little fuck*r go get some somewherelse........youre like a bad case of the crabbs............
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Post by Prairiedog on Feb 16, 2005 17:27:34 GMT
cut the old lady some slack? cut the old lady up for some smack, thats what i say. Nah.AuntieD strikes me as more of a crack type personality..........
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