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Post by Harold on Oct 15, 2004 0:24:52 GMT
Beej, you've an arse the size of Wales, is it so physiologically impossible to get that beach ball head of yours up it? No, I think it a perfectly sound medical probability.
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Post by The Beej on Oct 15, 2004 0:29:54 GMT
Harold, I think if you get your text books out you'll find the anus is pink. The shit is brown, but it waits higher in the small intestines. Some Doctor
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Post by Lanky on Oct 15, 2004 0:32:10 GMT
Hark at the polymath.
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Post by Harold on Oct 15, 2004 0:48:40 GMT
Harold, I think if you get your text books out you'll find the anus is pink. The shit is brown, but it waits higher in the small intestines. Some Doctor When the head, especially one proportionally as swollen as your own, becomes lodged in the sphincter there is a considerable build up of faecal matter in and around the lower bowel. You are eating, drinking, smelling and talking shite, me boy.
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Post by The Beej on Oct 15, 2004 1:39:28 GMT
Oh, and you study so hard Harold. HARDER!!!
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Post by MEERKAT on Oct 15, 2004 1:41:35 GMT
fuckin look at this homo, can't he keep it in the fuckin closet?
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Post by beej on Oct 15, 2004 17:52:59 GMT
I can't find a closet big enough.
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Post by gangly on Oct 15, 2004 20:45:08 GMT
a "junior member" about sums him up.
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Post by The Beej on Oct 16, 2004 5:53:53 GMT
That's Harold. Oh and you guys still sound boring. Maybe put some of your famous wit into one of your songs.
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Post by Harold on Oct 16, 2004 11:22:44 GMT
Who's Harold?
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Post by The Screeches on Oct 16, 2004 11:47:20 GMT
That's Harold. Oh and you guys still sound boring. Maybe put some of your famous wit into one of your songs. We did didn't we? You been pissing your pants at our songs for a fortnight.
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Post by beej on Oct 17, 2004 5:41:07 GMT
nope. only listened once. Couldn't get past the terrible lyrics over using the word white
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Post by The Screeches on Oct 17, 2004 12:14:51 GMT
This is an agony page Beej, not a literary criticism forum.
You started the thread well, a desperate plea on advice on how to be taken seriously, but you've wandered off the plot somewhat.
Shall we tell you what causes agony for us? It's people who own Hummingbirds but can't make them sing.
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Post by Leo Fender on Oct 17, 2004 13:24:25 GMT
[quote author=The incredibly cool, clever and gifted Screeches link=board=PAIN&thread=1097414474&start=27#1 date=1098015291] Shall we tell you what causes agony for us? It's people who own Hummingbirds but can't make them sing.[/quote]
OUCH!
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Post by beej on Oct 19, 2004 8:11:47 GMT
Humingbird??? Nope, wrong again. It's an j-200. But thanks for playing.
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