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Post by Eagle on Feb 25, 2005 13:40:23 GMT
How about a tombstone?
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Post by BuzzardsBargainFuneralService on Mar 1, 2005 12:09:43 GMT
None needed ole pal......i'll take care of the remains........No mess no fuss no cost to his numerous heirs.......why let him take up any more useless space post mortem,eh?If theres some bones left over im sure one of his many conquests would enjoy a souvenir......do meerkats have bones in their penises like foxes do?
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Post by ST MEERKAT on Mar 2, 2005 2:43:24 GMT
tough. im using it as my harp, and if you touch it youll be in MIGHTY big trouble, if you know what i mean
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Post by Billy Graham on Mar 2, 2005 18:43:43 GMT
I suppose that gives you legitimate reason to be stroking it all the time now, huh?
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Post by BuzzardsBargainFuneralService on Mar 2, 2005 21:28:05 GMT
As if we'd go near that miniscule thing anyway.....we are a funeral service not a health and safety department toxic waste and hazardous objects removal company!!!!!!We only take care of teh slightly more sanitary fleshy remains......muscles and ligaments,entrails and brains........that sorta thing......and we try to stay as far from venereal diseases of the mongoose family as much as possible.........the hyennas can take care of that bit........ tough. im using it as my harp, and if you touch it youll be in MIGHTY big trouble, if you know what i mean
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Post by Hyaena on Mar 2, 2005 22:15:09 GMT
There you go giving us a bad reputation again. What, are looking for a row? cos me n the lads have a favourite game which involves buzzards, expanding cavity foam and a roll of gaffer tape. It can get a bit messy if you don't do it right, but we don't mind getting our paws dirty if we screw up, especially if we're making a night out of it.
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Post by BuzzardsBargainFuneralService on Mar 4, 2005 17:26:44 GMT
Nah.Dont have time for a row with you mate.Didnt mean no disrespect.Just really mean that you all are such hardy,resilient,resourceful,non wasting creatures that there would be nothing left of him anyway.......
see you around...........all of us at BBFS
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