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Post by Hamster on Feb 18, 2005 2:02:36 GMT
Hey meerkat"Why dont you go get stuffed?I can give you the name of a good taxidermist.........or why dontcha just go play in traffic and that way we can try out some of Big Berthas Recipe Suggestions..........
all other visitors:to see Big Berthas suggestion go to the link on her post on the Spankin,trannies,fetish thread
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 18, 2005 2:33:42 GMT
carnivors dont make good eatin, too stringy.
hamsters however, being veggies, can be spitted up 4 to a skewer and toasted over a nice open wood fire. i find if you throw a few bits of oak bark onto the embers while theyre browning it gives them an interesting woody taste.
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Post by Hamster on Feb 18, 2005 11:05:51 GMT
Ooooh i dont know...some carnivores make plenty good eating......but even if ya didnt thats even sadder ne pathetic.......to think that all youll ever be good for is as a stuffed decoration in some loonies house...at least being eaten even by the likes of you serves some purpose higher than the pure guesome decorative one.........perhaps they could give you away in a Happy Meal...that oughta scare the kids.......
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 18, 2005 12:02:38 GMT
they already do give a bit of me away in a happy meal - how do you think they get the shakes to be so thick n creamy if it wasn't for meerkum, my other major produkt range.
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Post by PussInBoots on Feb 18, 2005 12:13:33 GMT
Oh Meerkat,babydoll,you really do know how to get a feline's heart thumpin' and her juices flowin'...........
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Post by Lynx on Feb 18, 2005 12:15:15 GMT
Back off you mangy street walker..........he's MINE......he likes his cats wild!
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Post by PussInBoots on Feb 18, 2005 12:16:35 GMT
Yeah but an uncivilised member of the feline family like you couldnt possibly begin to understand such a copmplex and multi-talented Renaissance male such as our Meerkat.........go find another tree to scratch......
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Post by Prairiedog on Feb 18, 2005 12:17:29 GMT
Yipee,Meerkat,ole buddy ole pal......nothin like a godd old fashioned Cat Fight to boost a guys ego!
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 18, 2005 12:42:42 GMT
cant i have both? the feral and the boots, what more could a kat ask for?
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Post by PussInBoots on Feb 18, 2005 13:03:54 GMT
Im not sure your beds big enough for the three of us.........and i dont share real well..........
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Post by Lynx on Feb 18, 2005 13:06:01 GMT
Yeah as neat an idea as a menage-trois with you is ,Meerkat honey.........you'll have enough with just me so tell that uppity snooty good for nuthin doldrum to take a hike........i'll make it worth your while.......
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 18, 2005 13:46:54 GMT
oooh, decisions decisions. do i go posh or do i go down n dirty?
heh heh, this is sposed to be the board where the scrutches get stalked, instead its yours truly. and people wonder why i get a big head.
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Post by The Screeches on Feb 18, 2005 18:37:47 GMT
Meerkat, you're welcome to all our non-human stalkers.
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 22, 2005 1:20:31 GMT
Meerkat...... witha head as big as yours ya better watch out for doors,mate.......i mean yeah its easy enough to get more friends than the scratches and even plausible to get more than harold ....but i mean you can't even get more than Holy Cow or Oscar the Chinchilla.......why dont ya aim for that first and then tackle the Son of God? up to 100 now. check it sista: profiles.myspace.com/users/8319507
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Post by thescratches on Feb 23, 2005 12:20:01 GMT
can someone get this meerkat a medal or sumthin already?
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