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Post by lushspeedfreak2 on Feb 14, 2005 20:07:07 GMT
squash the meerkat.
wheres harold when ya need him?
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Post by lushspeedfreak on Feb 14, 2005 20:10:12 GMT
yeah, ban the speedfreak. its like reading 'ucking kerouac meets barbara cartland, all freeform lousily punctuated smulch. kerouac meets who?Geez,mongoose wannabe,you have alot of time on your hands and if thats your reading these days...no wonder YOUR entries are so lame.Im not the one reading Barbara Cartland mate............though i hear her daughters are hotties and theyre multibillionairesses or something like that..........you fuck anything and they probably do too...match made in heaven.........
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 14, 2005 21:28:29 GMT
sure. ill get onto em as soon as im thru with dubyas baitches.
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Post by Harold on Feb 15, 2005 0:24:14 GMT
squash the meerkat. wheres harold when ya need him? I doubt he's made a will, and with so many kids to contest it if he had, he's of minor interest to me. I somehow doubt he has any worldly goods worth bequesting.
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 15, 2005 0:35:36 GMT
ha ha harold you sad old turd. youre only bitchin coz you know the truth..... not only can i now claim to be more popular on myspace than the scrutches, but more popular than you too. my next target is jesus, then youll all be eating ferret thingy out the other side of your faces, i can tell you.
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Post by SisterMaryEllen on Feb 15, 2005 13:31:12 GMT
Meerkat...... witha head as big as yours ya better watch out for doors,mate.......i mean yeah its easy enough to get more friends than the scratches and even plausible to get more than harold ....but i mean you can't even get more than Holy Cow or Oscar the Chinchilla.......why dont ya aim for that first and then tackle the Son of God?
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 15, 2005 13:35:15 GMT
uh huh. but if you go look up jesus h christ youll see hes got 1237 friends - thats where im headin sista
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Post by Unknown Nun on Feb 16, 2005 11:36:39 GMT
dear Meerkat, you'll finf that the main reason that our saviour Jesus,hallowed be thy name,is so populart and has so many friends and influences people is because unlike with being YOUR friend, there's something in it for people..they get a kickback,something in exchange..you know:redemption,forgiveness,everlasting life,a place in the thereafter or even a stigmata or two........what do YOU offer?Think on that......it may help to go at it from that angle if yu really want to give him a run for his money..........dont tell him i gave you the inside scoop or anything....... I would think our friend Lucifer has even more friends though?
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 16, 2005 13:56:20 GMT
& dont forget jesus has a tongue like a cow that can make you go wow.
dont worry, im working on my own gimmick, something along the lines of love thy pets, to further my desires to becoming a messianic meercat
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Post by CaCa Capuccino Eneama CEO on Feb 16, 2005 17:11:15 GMT
Youre gonna have to start coming up with some better hooks if your products are going to take off......love thy pet?!?
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 16, 2005 17:40:41 GMT
Youre gonna have to start coming up with some better hooks if your products are going to take off......love thy pet?!? how about love thy pet deep n hard ? blessed are the mee(r)k(ats) for they shall inherit the earth
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Post by CaCaCappuccino Eneama Co CEO on Feb 16, 2005 19:28:43 GMT
Better much better...i think we can work with that!
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Post by Gerbil on Feb 16, 2005 23:58:41 GMT
What about those of us that do the luvin?
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Post by Harold on Feb 17, 2005 0:58:57 GMT
ha ha harold you sad old turd. youre only baitchin coz you know the truth..... not only can i now claim to be more popular on myspace than the scrutches, but more popular than you too. my next target is jesus, then youll all be eating ferret thingy out the other side of your faces, i can tell you. It's hardly my fault if my friends keep mysteriously disappearing. But I like to be philosophical about it, not always look at it as a loss, a wise man sees there's something to be gained from every trgedy.
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 17, 2005 19:46:14 GMT
What about those of us that do the luvin? youre stuffed
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