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Post by The Screeches on Mar 3, 2005 0:58:24 GMT
Golly.
When we set this room up for all the sexual deviants we didn't expect it to turn into the clashing of Good and Evil. How about that, eh? The forces of Light have chosen the humble Screeches' Messageboard as their battleground against the forces of Darkness.
This looks like it could go on for some time.....
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Post by Lucifer The One and Only on Mar 4, 2005 17:22:25 GMT
ooooh look, satan's a prude. whod have guessed? fyi my clouds at the right hand, that son of his has had 2 millenia to piss about with the world as his garden, now its my turn, im getting polished up to be the new messiah, couple more practices walking on water and ill be set. ...and you know my first policy, er, i mean teaching? 4 legs good, 2 legs bad. so you better start crawlin, buttmunch Those rules dont apply to me as i am not a neer mortal.G-man may rule up there but i rule down here....and when i visit the inbetween where the bi-ped humans live well....nobody's rules apply to me there either......so if you feel like some cinematic show down at dawn....bring it.......i dont give a flying fart in outerspace if youre a messiah...ive had MY way with every messiah so far........as far as me beiong a prude....nah.dont think so.........just dont like faeces and frankly find myself quite happily occupied elsewhere on the human anatomy .......i am not homosexual though so i COULD understand how thats the appropriate way if you are..........anyway..........not that i need to explain myself to a fur-ball.......... and anyway have you ever thought that the voice in your head spurring you on to do all those naughty deeds you are so proud of and that people seem to get angered with you about might actually be me tempting you like i have many other pseudo-messiahs before you?Free will my red shiny ass.
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Post by Luciferthe cherrypoppin daddy on Mar 12, 2005 21:56:32 GMT
ooooh look, satan's a prude. whod have guessed? fyi my clouds at the right hand, that son of his has had 2 millenia to piss about with the world as his garden, now its my turn, im getting polished up to be the new messiah, couple more practices walking on water and ill be set. ...and you know my first policy, er, i mean teaching? 4 legs good, 2 legs bad. so you better start crawlin, buttmunch What are thsoe little goth girls of Harolds gonna think of you know!?Just when they were probably hoping youd show up down here.........
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Post by Harold on Mar 12, 2005 23:42:05 GMT
Isn't it every true woman's desire to sleep with a mass murderer?
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Post by fur burger Galore on Mar 13, 2005 11:05:48 GMT
Not sure why you underlined TRUE,Harold...are you insinuating PRETEND women wouldnt want to sleep with mass murderers....and id also say that those goth friends of yours are a bit young to be actually in teh women category true or otherwise......
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Post by Lucifer on Mar 13, 2005 11:07:29 GMT
I was actually talking about Meerkat..............Meerkat and how he'll miss out on all that gotyh chick punani being up tehre in that heaven he so goes on about it..........these little goth girls are actually quite sinless but i have aspecial place in my heart for them so i let them in.....That'll fix 'em
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Post by Harold on Mar 13, 2005 13:50:52 GMT
Not sure why you underlined TRUE,Harold...are you insinuating PRETEND women wouldnt want to sleep with mass murderers....and id also say that those goth friends of yours are a bit young to be actually in teh women category true or otherwise...... Quite so, my dear, quite so. What I should have said is: Isn't it every true introverted and socially maladjusted juvenile female's desire to sleep with a mass murderer. In the same way as it's every true introverted and socially maladjusted juvenile male's desire to sleep with a wizened old crone.
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Post by Lucifer on Mar 14, 2005 10:40:54 GMT
I believe they are now called hot mommas unless theyre over forty...........
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Post by Luciferthe cherrypoppin daddy on Mar 14, 2005 10:42:34 GMT
And just in case in your old age and with those thick lenses you dont see it.......i left the door wide open in the last comment so nothing will surprise me......walk on through.........to the otherside..........oh yeah
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Post by Harold on Mar 14, 2005 11:58:00 GMT
I believe they are now called hot mommas unless theyre over forty........... Well I prefer my mommas cold.... & preferably cremated.
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Post by Bitchypoo on Mar 16, 2005 1:43:13 GMT
Alright already.Where's the butt slapping,the men in girl's finery and the geeks in Nazi uniforms promised us in the thread subject? This diatribe is getting booooooring.....bring on the freaky monkeys doing tricks in tutus on unicycles to the tune of a one eyed midget bearded lady on an accordeon........something...anything?
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Post by An Angel on Mar 16, 2005 2:16:57 GMT
I dunno, the subject's broadened out to now enclose my favourite - saggy dugged MILFS. I reckon I'll pass on seeing the Harold photoshoot, but sign me up for the meerkat video for sure.
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Post by The Screeches on Mar 16, 2005 2:27:46 GMT
Well, it's the best we could do. Hope it gets the ball rolling for you....
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Post by An Angel on Mar 16, 2005 2:32:32 GMT
Is it my imagination or has that pony had a bukkake recently?
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Post by Bitchypoo on Mar 16, 2005 10:23:24 GMT
There we go..now we're talkin'...........
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