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Post by The Screeches on Feb 18, 2005 18:35:39 GMT
Well this is the one board that Meerkat can splurge his desires, we just wish he'd keep it contained. Maybe if he wasn't provoked? He must have something interesting to say, maybe if left alone long enough he'll actually impart some relevance.....you know the old trick with typewriters, chimps, Shakespeare and infinite time?
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Post by Harold on Feb 19, 2005 18:43:52 GMT
Oh dear, you've given him ideas now. He's been quiet for a couple of days now, God forbid he actually write something noteworthy and as a result become a Nobel-winning author or something. Imagine schoolchildren having to include The Collected Poems and Essays of Meerkat in their syllabus.
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 19, 2005 23:07:34 GMT
hows this? (its only a first draft, pretty sketchy really, but id welcome comment):
with this there grows in my most ill-composed affection such a stanchless avarice that, were I king, i should cut off the nobles for their lands, desire his jewels and this other's house: and my more-having would be as a sauce to make me hunger more; that I should forge quarrels unjust against the good and loyal, destroying them for wealth.
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 22, 2005 1:26:33 GMT
fuck you lot then. i aint no primate monkeyfuck.
speaking of monfeyfuckers, i hear all yours mommas munch rug.
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Post by yo mama on Feb 23, 2005 10:15:27 GMT
speaking of monfeyfuck*rs, i hear all yours mommas munch rug.[/quote]
what do rug munchers have to do with monkeyfuck*rs dear?
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 23, 2005 13:38:10 GMT
lordy, i see its the retards day for online training down at the day centre........
if you dont get it try asking one of the nurses to explain.
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Post by yo mama on Feb 23, 2005 17:31:09 GMT
okay................. i think that was a legitimate question but i think someones wokenup on the wrong side of his life this morning................ who cares what the fock youre talkin about anyway......i was just trying to continue a dialogue.....get into a banter....but i guess youll soon find out how far youll get treating people like THAT!Ya better go back to your myspace page where you have oh so many friends.........cuz im lookin around here and i dont see people like queing up to have a chat or even a put down session with you......... but tehn again all of this just goes to further fuel your ego really doesnt it.........mr.big.bad.meerkat,no one can take him no one can answer back etc...........so fuckin what? i got better stuff to do.....Nurse Betty's with me........
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 24, 2005 0:01:03 GMT
ooo, touchy. whassup, youre not still mad at your owners for forgetting to clean out your litter tray again, are you?
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Post by Yo Mama on Mar 1, 2005 12:03:42 GMT
Like i said...Nurse Betty's taking care of ME........whos got your back now?Lucifer perhaps?
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Post by Lucifer on Mar 1, 2005 12:06:06 GMT
We've been waiting for Meerkunt and have found plenty of little menial jobs like being the in house ass licker...im sure he'll enjoy that....just to show you all that its not all bad foreverness down here...we do also cater to guests interests.......more than i can say for Mr.G upstairs with all his holier than though repentance BS...but if meerkunt gets out of line he can always get sent upstairs.........
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Post by SPIRIT OF MEERKAT on Mar 1, 2005 13:09:00 GMT
ha schmucko, ive been given a cloud to myself & nice pair of wings - someone up heres taken a shine to my performance skills... lets just say mary aint no virgin no more.
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Luciferthe cherrypoppin daddy
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Post by Luciferthe cherrypoppin daddy on Mar 2, 2005 0:37:12 GMT
as if she ever was.........ha! have fun with my sloppy seconds mate! you wouldnt know a cherry it popped in your face!
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Post by ST MEERKAT on Mar 2, 2005 2:41:36 GMT
it wasnt her cherry i popped
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Post by Lucifer on Mar 2, 2005 21:24:26 GMT
Fair enough,relation of the mongoose family,ive always left that aspect of sexual intercourse to those too bored to experiment without dippin ineth where it should come outeth...........the one little stipulation Big G-Man made that i wouldnt argue with.........funnily enough.......and you say you have a cloud where? . it wasnt her cherry i popped
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Post by ST MEERKAT on Mar 2, 2005 22:10:18 GMT
ooooh look, satan's a prude. whod have guessed?
fyi my clouds at the right hand, that son of his has had 2 millenia to piss about with the world as his garden, now its my turn, im getting polished up to be the new messiah, couple more practices walking on water and ill be set.
...and you know my first policy, er, i mean teaching?
4 legs good, 2 legs bad.
so you better start crawlin, buttmunch
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