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Post by The Screeches on Feb 13, 2005 18:17:09 GMT
OK, due to the recent outbreak of fetishistic fixations involving various members of The Screeches, we'd like to ask that they be slightly more contained within the appropriate forum (ie THIS one) because we've had requests from punters looking for filth, smut and general degeneration that they shouldn't have to wade through oceans of irrelevence to find what they're after.
Thank You
The Management
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Post by prairiedog on Feb 13, 2005 22:41:02 GMT
thats real smart.......now every wacko who surfs by is gonna wanna talk shit...i thought it was nice that we had a little exclusive club thing going hidden between all the bullshit............
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Post by The Screeches on Feb 14, 2005 0:15:21 GMT
thats real smart.......now every wacko who surfs by is gonna wanna talk shit.... Precisely. |
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Post by Beastie on Feb 14, 2005 14:07:43 GMT
Its actually critters like you who are attracting wackos like me.........you and meerkat really are right up my fetish..........i feel bestiality is really an underexplored fetish on the internet boards..mostly its human like me doing unspeakable acts to innocent victimized animals but here theres an opportunity to actually be on the same board with animals who are just as twisted and sick as me and that might even be into consensual sex with a beastlover...........
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 14, 2005 14:30:40 GMT
i aint cheap, i have to be wined on virgin's wine dark blood and prom queen knuckle bones before i give it up.
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Post by Carrie on Feb 14, 2005 15:45:23 GMT
With me you can "kill two birds with one stone"......virgin,blood,bones,prom queen..........
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 14, 2005 19:21:35 GMT
no chance darlin.
when i fuck n flee i don't expect hands leaping out the grave at me.
hey thats quite a good lyric that, too bad the scrunches dont know how to write material of that quality.
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Post by Carrie on Feb 14, 2005 20:05:22 GMT
Thats too bad...it couldve been fun........as far the scrunches and their lyrics........yeah......maybe you should be their lead singer.........
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 16, 2005 17:00:45 GMT
yeah well, i do have some standards......like it has to have a pulse.
sing for the scratches? me? i aint sub enough to get pushed around by the bulldyke bassist.
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Post by TheRightGal on Feb 16, 2005 17:08:28 GMT
Who you callin' a sub?At least she dont take it up the ass........unlike some members of the mongoose family that seem to pop up everywhere uninvited ........im confused though....you cheer about "hetero-action" on another thread yet you yourself are bi-sexual right?So at least youd have something in common with that Rug Muncher bassist anyway.......She's really not that dom.....its all a front anyway..........ims ure youd do fine with her.it gets tiring after a while though as i think their current singer is finding out..going along with her just cuz they have no other Rug Muncher bassist in sight is getting boring.......
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 17, 2005 3:49:18 GMT
thanks for the life story.
can i have my big mac and fries now, or do i have to go find someone with 5 stars to serve me?
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Post by BigBertha on Feb 18, 2005 1:54:46 GMT
Any of these main meat ingredients can be substituted by an average sized meerkat........run over by a car,choked to death, suffocated in his sleep, wanked dry whatever......... www.globe-guardian.com/archives/twisted/tl0004.htmlets all make an effort to put some meerkat on our menu........... |
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Post by yo mama on Feb 18, 2005 11:15:46 GMT
thanks for the life story. can i have my big mac and fries now, or do i have to go find someone with 5 stars to serve me? Good luck getting anyone with 5 stars to serve you as A)youre not even a 1 star critter and B)why dont you crawl into a happy meal and die |
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 18, 2005 12:43:58 GMT
..... by the taste of a happy meal id say something already has.
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Post by TheHealthDepartment on Feb 18, 2005 13:09:09 GMT
Its funny how no matter what thread is started anywhere on this board it always seems to go back to three things......food,arses and meerkats sexual exploits/prowess(delusions as teh case might be)..its liek a venereal disease gone awol!We will have to declare an site emergency and give this mongoose relation some shots.........
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