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Stiff
Jul 17, 2004 11:51:19 GMT
Post by StalkerStu on Jul 17, 2004 11:51:19 GMT
saw your show last week. just want to say that if either those 2 girls ever need any lovin i'm ready n willing.
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Stiff
Jul 18, 2004 11:58:09 GMT
Post by Bingo on Jul 18, 2004 11:58:09 GMT
You're that desperate?
There's a dead chick floating around here somewhere who you'd probably get more of a pulse off.
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Stiff
Jul 18, 2004 22:34:09 GMT
Post by Um Bongo on Jul 18, 2004 22:34:09 GMT
There's a dead drummer you could have a poke at, getting a bit ripe but there's some mileage left in the old girl yet.
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Stiff
Aug 17, 2004 22:01:09 GMT
Post by HAyoure all losers on Aug 17, 2004 22:01:09 GMT
Act out your sexual fantasies? Christ how lame ARE you lot? Turn off the computers, open the door, and discover life, then get one!
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Stiff
Aug 17, 2004 22:15:50 GMT
Post by Some Random arse on Aug 17, 2004 22:15:50 GMT
I bet you would shit yourselves if you saw a real woman, you know what one of those is right y'all? she breaths, talks not types, has breasts, gets wet in the right places, stuff like this Nah, y'all never seen anything like that.
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Stiff
Aug 18, 2004 16:17:55 GMT
Post by The Screeches on Aug 18, 2004 16:17:55 GMT
Didn't know your sis' could look so good.
Anyway.
Seeing as we have 2 very well formed young ladies actually IN our band we don't feel the need to go out scrabbling around ill-lit bars, desperately looking for something with a pulse that might possibly make us forget for a while our sad, useless existences.
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Stiff
Aug 18, 2004 23:32:37 GMT
Post by Nerdy on Aug 18, 2004 23:32:37 GMT
Act out your sexual fantasies? Christ how lame ARE you lot? Turn off the computers, open the door, and discover life, then get one! ......somebody got clobbered today by the demon on the end of level 15 of Doom 3 I see. Use the rocket launcher, mate, & give him one in the nads. Then, while he's checking to see if he's still got his packet, scurry down the tunnel on the LHS making sure the revenant is close on your heels. Do a quick dip towards Baal & with a bit of luck Rodney Revenant'll be at his heels like a rottweiler on crystal meth. Sorted. (& don't forget the secret passage under the food hatch either!). Golly, I just came.
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Stiff
Aug 19, 2004 13:31:49 GMT
Post by Frodo on Aug 19, 2004 13:31:49 GMT
Yes, you should all go out much more often. Try going to Blockbusters and getting the Rings' trilogy out for a start, you'll suddenly find you'll be welcome round your pals' gaff for a good session with the Galliano bottle & box of Kleenex. That bit where Gandalf slams his staff into the soft underflesh of the Orc sub-altern makes my palm sticky every time.
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Stiff
Aug 19, 2004 15:22:57 GMT
Post by WTF on Aug 19, 2004 15:22:57 GMT
Ah Doom 3, the most over-rated pixelated rubbish I have ever played. Luckily, I got better things to do and realised that soon so I didn't lose too much of my life :-)
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Stiff
Aug 19, 2004 17:06:30 GMT
Post by Nerdy on Aug 19, 2004 17:06:30 GMT
Oh you mean you've just got hold of a pre-release review copy of "The Sims Go Shopping at Lakeside Thurrock"? Wow, cool.
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Tarzan Lord of the Apes
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Stiff
Aug 20, 2004 15:54:08 GMT
Post by Tarzan Lord of the Apes on Aug 20, 2004 15:54:08 GMT
Ah Doom 3, the most over-rated pixelated rubbish I have ever played. Luckily, I got better things to do and realised that soon so I didn't lose too much of my life :-) Uh oh, Jungo. Me smell big Cheetah turdy. Why this person say computer bad juju & then admit they play Doom 3? Tarzan think Nerdy pulled WTF plonker & WTF swallow schlom whole. Hyaenas laugh with big chuckle all over Masai Mara. Ngowa.
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Stiff
Aug 20, 2004 17:35:37 GMT
Post by LEMMING on Aug 20, 2004 17:35:37 GMT
Act out your sexual fantasies? Christ how lame ARE you lot? Turn off the computers, open the door, and discover life, then get one! i've got a good game for outdoors.
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Stiff
Aug 20, 2004 22:11:26 GMT
Post by Some Random arse on Aug 20, 2004 22:11:26 GMT
Dude, fucking your mom up the ass in the backyard doesn't count as a game that you play outside, that just means she likes to let everyone watch as she shows off her milfness, personally I would like to know where you are located so i can get in her cue.. I mean I've got 2 bucks and an hour... so...
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Stiff
Aug 20, 2004 22:22:08 GMT
Post by Tj on Aug 20, 2004 22:22:08 GMT
Hey Tarzan aka dipsh*t - swallow ur own darn schlom and choke on it
Nerdy - lol, with a name like that you think ya honestly qualified to take the p*ss outta me? Oh dear lol don't really cover it.
Lemming - I got a good game for you, follow the rest of your buddies on this board like in the game...off a cliff preferably
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Stiff
Aug 21, 2004 1:31:26 GMT
Post by LEMMING on Aug 21, 2004 1:31:26 GMT
duh.
you know what? i was leaving it unsaid, but as you bozos have obviously had your irony glands clinically removed.........
i've got a good game for outdoors. we all go to the park (that means ALL, both you fuckwits too) and close our eyes. then we all close our eyes and start running and don't open them again till we pass beachy head.
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