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Stiff
Aug 31, 2004 11:13:32 GMT
Post by Lemming on Aug 31, 2004 11:13:32 GMT
First off, Lemming's mom isn't that good a milf, she's got saggy ass tittles and her fur burger is like tossing a hotdog down a hallway, and I gotta admit, 10 cents extra to fuck her up that loose old ass isn't that bad really, plus i got to shoot Lemming's future siblings all over her face, not that bad, but not worth the money in the long run. if she's all slack ist's cos of all her little tricks like you trying to climb back inside the womb. mebbe if you took a look at your own momma's menopausal landslide bod you might think twice before throwing such cruel allegations - but careful you don't look too close, remember last time you got all frisky and goosed her she daubed your knob with paint stripper and took you down blustons to get you fitted up like shirley fuckin temple .
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Stiff
Aug 31, 2004 15:32:04 GMT
Post by The Screeches on Aug 31, 2004 15:32:04 GMT
Maybe it's time to give everybody's Moms a rest - they've been working hard all these years, they're entitled to put their feet up.
Hasn't anyone got a donkey snogging kink? Or something durty they want to do with a rubber glove and a garden hose? Where are all the coprophiliacs?
There's a whole Internet out there of things you didn't know you wanted to do until you saw some dutch bloke with a dodgy moustache doing them to some triple-D airbrushed Barbie.
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Stiff
Sept 2, 2004 16:03:37 GMT
Post by Nerdy on Sept 2, 2004 16:03:37 GMT
Don't judge a video game by 5{ by name, Valhalla Emperor of Hades & the 7 Circles of Hell by nature <--you fuckin wish. You wanna see the 7 friggin circles of hell? Piss me off...I dare you. What's a Level 15 Fighter/Cleric gotta do to piss you off then? Reckon if I face you off I could get a couple of notches knocked off my armour class, so come on Rim-lick, make my day.
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Stiff
Sept 2, 2004 23:46:35 GMT
Post by LEMMING on Sept 2, 2004 23:46:35 GMT
maybe if you told him to stay in and practice more he'd be a less bitter fuck and a darn sight less of a no-hoper muso.
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Stiff
Sept 2, 2004 23:49:42 GMT
Post by Mr Ploppy on Sept 2, 2004 23:49:42 GMT
[quote author=The incredibly cool, clever and gifted Screeches link=board=Stiff&thread=1090065079&start=31#2 date=1093966324]Where are all the coprophiliacs?.[/quote]
.........shhhh, over here.
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Stiff
Sept 10, 2004 0:14:04 GMT
Post by Flopsy on Sept 10, 2004 0:14:04 GMT
I'll really move my tail for a bite of lettuce and half a carrot. You can get some good leverage if you hang onto my long silky soft ears. I eat my own shit too.
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Stiff
Sept 12, 2004 22:50:15 GMT
Post by Dropsy on Sept 12, 2004 22:50:15 GMT
I'm really good at retaining fluids. fnurgh, fnurgh.
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