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Post by Johnny Alucard on Feb 12, 2005 15:00:29 GMT
Just a bit of a fact-checking mission:
- the bassist gives it up for free, that's what trust funds are for.
- the singer's dubious past involves some murky amateur dramatics performances with the Michegan Players.
- the drummer's "strange" way of earning a living is to have a proper job.
- the guitarist had lipo on his arse, ain't no one ever born with peaches like that.
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Post by misslillylangtry on Feb 12, 2005 15:24:40 GMT
Dear Johnny,
Yes i cans ee how the trust fund babies would give it up for free but there also quite naive to say teh least and im sure a handy woman could get the cash off them quite easily.....like knife thru budda they would say in New Yawk.] As far as the singers liason with the Michegan Players.What?Do you mean Michigan Players?I know on good siurces that she was only veryt young and not there for a long time and her only role on the boards there was in THe Wizard of Oz........I believe her experience abroad was a much more varied affair throughout her life to her full adulthood........but im sure she could enlighten you personally some day if you were nice enough........... Yes,the small furry mammals job is a real one.if it was a pretend one it wouldnt be him going to work but being on the receiving end of that work wouldnt it? As far as the guitarist is concerned.Me and thh gals have been trying to figure out his secret but thought he was diffusing cellulite build up through some form of spanking fetish........liposuctions such a feminine thing.......but it dont really matter guys and gals cus those peaches seem to be "look but dont squeeze"........like a good peach if you wanna buy it you either squeeze it or sniff it and ya cant do the first and i wouldnt recommend the latter...not through first hand experience of course.....but because i do overhear that young JeSse when he comes into my establishment and tahts one of his complaints with kissing so much of that gentlemens ass.So its best to steer clear of them georgia peaches........ You come up and see me some time,Johnny.......
Yours Truly......... Miss Lilly
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Post by The Screeches on Feb 12, 2005 16:14:35 GMT
You know we're going to be looking for a percentage from all this solicitation. It's a good job we're broad-minded (& broke), otherwise we'd be moderating this smut with a very heavy hand.
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Post by Andy on Feb 12, 2005 18:05:55 GMT
Lies Lies Lies. All lies.
I keep my fat arse in shape by spending as much time exercising it as possible - by sitting on it.
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Post by spanky on Feb 12, 2005 22:24:43 GMT
It hurts that you show our relationship such disregard...this denial really hurts.......i thought we had something special........why do YOU lie so?
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Post by Mircalla on Feb 12, 2005 23:34:47 GMT
Oh, so he's coming to you now, is he? Wondered what'd happened to him. Give him a swish from me.
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Post by spanky on Feb 13, 2005 9:04:26 GMT
Is that right?(raised eyebrow) yes well, Mr.Tight Ass is turning out to be quite the loose goose isnt he? we'll have to do something about that. Its a scratches thing..always waiting and sniffing around,biding time,til something bigger and better comes around........
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Post by Mircalla on Feb 13, 2005 11:36:55 GMT
Is that right?(raised eyebrow) yes well, Mr.Tight Ass is turning out to be quite the loose goose isnt he? we'll have to do something about that. Its a scratches thing..always waiting and sniffing around,biding time,til something bigger and better comes around........ Bigger and better, Honey? I didn't know he'd become a feeder.
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Post by spanky on Feb 13, 2005 22:24:06 GMT
bigger and better as in the parts in the nether regions Honey-chile,who ever said i was a true blue female or that it was females i was talking about anyway?but ya never know about the feeder bit.........he is a strange one our Georgia Peach........
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Post by spanky on Feb 13, 2005 22:39:05 GMT
and i guess any such talk should now be undertaken where we were told to by the crabscratches...........
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Post by Mircalla on Feb 13, 2005 22:40:11 GMT
Indeed, as his becoming a bottom feeder has proven.
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Post by Mircalla on Feb 13, 2005 22:41:34 GMT
and i guess any such talk should now be undertaken where we were told to by the crabscratches........... But we're stalking aren't we?
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Post by spanky on Feb 13, 2005 23:22:19 GMT
touche,my dear,touche.
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