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Post by spongaroonay on Dec 7, 2004 14:02:31 GMT
Wot ever happened to the last vocalist and bass player.
Or is it a bad foto on the skid marks album???
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Post by The Screeches on Dec 12, 2004 18:11:46 GMT
Modern hormone treatments work wonders. And those folks at the Poultney Clinic are ever so understanding.
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Post by MEERKAT on Dec 12, 2004 18:14:50 GMT
yeah bollocks. i reckon someone needs to check under the floorboards in auntie dipshit's hovel, there's been a funny smell coming out of there for the past few months.
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Post by vincent price on Feb 10, 2005 19:48:16 GMT
Wot ever happened to the last vocalist and bass player. Or is it a bad foto on the skid marks alarsehole??? Have yooou not heard of the infamous Curse of The Screechesssssss?
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Post by ted on Feb 11, 2005 9:33:40 GMT
SO HOW ARE THE CURRENT STALKER POINTS COMING ALONG THEN?JUST WONDERING HOW I CAN HELP TO TIP THE BALANCE>THE BIG GUY HAS ME DOING COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR MY PAST SINS.TURNS OUT LUCIFER DOESNT THINK I STALKED TEXTENOUGH!!!![
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Post by SCrutch on Feb 11, 2005 16:55:31 GMT
Reckon that singer's winning hands down now, nobody else is gonna get a look in anymore....
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Post by ted on Feb 12, 2005 1:14:29 GMT
i guess that leads that hunky guitar player wide open?
but its bound to rub off a bit on the rest of yous......
and with that buttugly mantittied bass player itll leave Mr.Rock Guitar God fair game.
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Post by MEERKAT on Feb 12, 2005 2:24:34 GMT
you better be ted bundy my friend.... fucking do it, stuff that fuck*r up.
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Post by ted on Feb 12, 2005 10:22:54 GMT
yes.correct. I'm Bundy , Ted Bundy. Mr.Bundy to you I havent been known for an inclination towards male victims but I do have my eye on that gorgeous guitar player.....i saw him at the gig....i think he caught my eye and there was something there i could feel it.......I think he's solely responsable for getting me to play for the other team lets say. Rumour has it he has a lovely gal of his own but thats ok im sure i can convert him! Meerkat,you can have that bass player......his fingers are ripe for the pickin'...and i dont mean guitar pickin.
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Post by MEERCAT on Feb 12, 2005 10:38:49 GMT
...or cotton picking (he wishes)
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Post by ted on Feb 12, 2005 10:50:20 GMT
yes,that would imply that there was a cotton pickin' soul there....doubtful.He makes ME look like fuckin shrivelled old skank mom fuckin Theresa...........
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Post by The Screeches on Feb 12, 2005 11:11:55 GMT
Well, this band needs some sort of controversial figure. We are actively nurturing our young Sid-like protege and maybe one day he'll be able to throw his girlfriend off a balcony and then OD on smack, God knows we need the sales.
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Post by the neighbour on Feb 12, 2005 12:02:26 GMT
yeah...ahem.....i live next door where these guys rehearse and let me tell ya even Sid has something on thsi bass players backup vocals...i mean i keep thinking that singer must be up to her old tricks cuz he sounds in serious pain.........he'll have to do some PR gimmicky antisocial thing and kill his gal and himself in order to sell records cuz what i heard last night ain't gonna cut it!
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Post by Johnny Alucard on Feb 12, 2005 13:10:41 GMT
I hear he got her to carve "Buttfuck Bonanza - You Pays Yer Money, You Gets Yer Stab" across his botty cheeks.
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Post by the neighbour on Feb 12, 2005 14:53:09 GMT
possibly!with the look of that lot nothing would surprise me.i hear the drummer does something strange for a living as well......that massochist bass players just some trust fund baitch ....the singers got some dubious past abroad and the guitarist..well god knows whats up with him as i hear strange sounds of shooting swearing and crashing til all hours of the morning........but as he really does have a tight ass ill forgive that one..........but yeah that singer looks liek she'd do anything for money.......and the bass player looks like he'd be willing to give it up....so yeah......completely possible. Ill tell you what though they better have their health and safety inspectins up to date or im calling the council!
I do wish that guitar player would come by and borrow a cup of sugar....or some cream........
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