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Post by The Screeches on Sept 22, 2004 0:59:48 GMT
Seeing as we've recently had rather a flood of unwanted attentions we've set up a little nutty-room for all of our "special" little friends to bang around in.
They can make as much mess as they like, leave the board open in the back of their browsers just so's thay can always feel "close" to us, and share sad stories about how they were cruelly rejected.
This one's for you, guys.
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Post by WebScreech on Sept 22, 2004 14:48:21 GMT
And as a special treat there's going to be a section in the gallery dedicated to pics of all the stalkers, named and shamed. Just so you'll know when one of them moves into your street and you can rally the neighbours and drag them into the street for a rubber necklace then burn their houses down.
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Post by Squirrel on Sept 22, 2004 15:04:29 GMT
Yeah um hate to point out the flaw in your plan; that the stalkers are nearly always the ones behind the camera...
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Post by Squirrel on Sept 22, 2004 15:09:57 GMT
But I can still think of one or two that we can get hold of some good mugshots of
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Post by WebScreech on Sept 22, 2004 15:11:25 GMT
Uh huh, which is why Dumpy's having a spycam installed in her cleavage - anyone looking there for more than a split second will be captured in all their ogling glory.
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Post by gangly on Sept 25, 2004 1:13:22 GMT
spose my mrs is a stalker too with all those pics she's been taking. is dumpy just a camera magnet, or should i be worried about her indoors developing a leaning toward young strumpets?
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Post by The Screeches on Sept 27, 2004 0:14:58 GMT
We're racking 'em up.
Dumpy's in the lead but Gangly's close on her heels. It all hangs on one that could go either way, if Gangly scores it'll put him in equal 1st place. Auntie D's all end up dead at the bottom of the Thames so she's falling behind the field by quite a way now. Lanky is fluctuating in a grey area in the middle there, but don't rule out a sudden spurt over the next furlong.
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Post by dennis on Oct 1, 2004 18:01:18 GMT
Would any of you like to come round and watch telly?
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Post by Freddie on Oct 2, 2004 1:48:32 GMT
Evenin.
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Post by The Real Beej on Oct 12, 2004 19:51:27 GMT
You guys don't really have stalkers. You barely have listeners!
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Post by beej on Oct 12, 2004 23:35:26 GMT
If it wasn't for you I'd have none either.
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Post by Lanky on Oct 12, 2004 23:45:51 GMT
You guys don't really have stalkers. You barely have listeners! You're doing a fairly good impression of one right now.
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Post by the beej on Oct 16, 2004 5:57:08 GMT
If I was you'd think I'd do more than talk shit on a pink message board...........
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Post by Harold on Oct 16, 2004 11:30:05 GMT
Er, that's what the stalkers round here all do. Mind you, you're a chronic case, most of the nutty crew just like to watch, you're different, you like to bend over and get your big white botty pig poked. What an exhibitionist.
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