|
Post by Love2HateYa on Feb 14, 2005 16:17:26 GMT
Thought i'd open a new line of fire away from all the fetish/ass obsessed threads.........back to something that may have more to do with The Screeches themselves as after all this is their site and their board as they love to remind us meer mortals....something more reminiscent of some of their more bile filled content......often to do with love gone wrong etcetera........so.........thought this would be a great place for visitors to finally participate..leave your valentine a message....leave your ex-valentine a message..vent about your take on Valentines Day,love,marriage,your worst valentine's experience.....i dont know....whatever you want to say about love or hate or both as often theyre entertwined........COME ON PEOPLE!!!!!!We are really trying to cater to all.........On this one if you choose to be a sissy and stick to the traditional sweetly sick valentine message for your sweetie then go ahead if on teh otherhand you want to spew some lovin spoonfuls of evil resentment and filth then go ahead...its all good.
|
|
|
Post by Burke on Feb 14, 2005 16:21:12 GMT
I used to be a necrophiliac til some rotten CUNT split on me.
|
|
|
Post by Love2HateYa on Feb 14, 2005 16:32:56 GMT
Hey Burke! Thanks for that tidbit!Its great to see some new faces contributing.......and sorry to hear about that CUNT........lifes just not fair right? Thanks for posting and perhaps if we decide to start an alternative lifestyle dating agency you'll come back and visit........
|
|
|
Post by Freddie on Feb 14, 2005 16:49:46 GMT
Oi'd luv a valentine me. Oi keep sayin to Rosie to put anuther ad up in the newsagent for an au pair.....
|
|
|
Post by Love2HateYa on Feb 14, 2005 17:01:27 GMT
Dear Freddie (and Rosie),
Sorry to hear that you didnt get any valentine's......but you must give to receive you know.As far as the aupair goes......when we start are little agency we'll give you a shout.
Happy Valentine's day to you and your baitch.
frm all of us at My Bloody Valentine@The Screeches
|
|
|
Post by MEERKAT on Feb 14, 2005 19:28:06 GMT
roses are red violets are blue i get my rocks off in chessington zoo
|
|
|
Post by afurryfriend on Feb 14, 2005 19:51:47 GMT
FOR MY BELOVED MEERKAT
Roses are red Violets are blue After lovin' you my pecker smells like poo
|
|
|
Post by MEERKAT on Feb 14, 2005 19:56:23 GMT
yeah well, an enema wasnt top of my agenda this morning.
|
|
|
Post by lushspeedfreak on Feb 16, 2005 12:17:14 GMT
hey meerkat, a coffeee eneama cleans you out for your daily sexual exploits AND is a great pick me up in the morning......
|
|
|
Post by MEERKAT on Feb 16, 2005 14:44:20 GMT
you may be onto something there. i seen weasel puked coffee beans online with the sales blurb describing the delicate subtleties of flavor that weasel gastrological juices bring out. gonna trademark me a brand - meercats ca ca cappucino, tho im gonna charge extra if you want it creamed.
|
|
|
Post by PussInBoots on Feb 16, 2005 15:12:14 GMT
I'm sure Holy Cow can oblige with that cream......you could really be onto something......CaCa Capuccino with HolyCream...........cleanliness is next to godliness afterall.....Clean,Buzzing and Sanctified all in one bulging bowel flush....NICE.
|
|
|
Post by Love2HateYa on Feb 16, 2005 15:17:18 GMT
Alright already!
Why is it that with the pseudo-fans of this band and anything else involving the screeches every thread every topic ends up back at ARSES!Its beyond disturbing now to just plain fucking boring.....this is a MUSIC board but yet no talk of THAT just butts butts butts.......there must be some ass obsessed fetish club online elsewhere you all could go to!
|
|
|
Post by bitchypoo on Feb 16, 2005 15:20:44 GMT
Unfortunately,luv,there ain't much else to talk about around here.......theres just so many times you can listen and discuss one fuckin album before your mind just wanders to the guitar players ass and then its down hill and below the belt from there honey.......if you can't take the heat get outta the kitchen!
|
|
Anthropological Dig
Guest
|
Post by Anthropological Dig on Feb 16, 2005 15:25:40 GMT
There's a scientific rationalisation to this trend towards the sphincter - it's as if the collective consciousness is looking to a return to its roots. Most musical genres occasionally go through a re-birthing, sourcing out their predecessors in order to gain fresh influence. In this case there's a fascination with the anus because that's where shit like the Screeches originates.
|
|
|
Post by LilMissKnowItAll on Feb 16, 2005 16:49:01 GMT
Ok you smartass...who asked you,you pompous condescending turd?You just think youre so clever!?No wonder you come here singing the anthropological validity of whats basically crap music and their tone deaf, arsehole obsessed sychophants....... cut the shit cuz you can't define it..........
|
|