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Jul 25, 2004 13:55:46 GMT
Post by Brody on Jul 25, 2004 13:55:46 GMT
Let's see how fast all those big hard sharks fuck off when Dumpty dips her fat toe in the Cornish surf.
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Jesus the Fucking Lord
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Jul 26, 2004 2:14:06 GMT
Post by Jesus the Fucking Lord on Jul 26, 2004 2:14:06 GMT
Why? You'd feed more than 5 fucking thousand off her doughy limbs and the fishy bits, I can tell you.
Reckon the shark equivalent of P&O Cruises is already doing a brisk trade in bookings for families of fanged fiendish fishies. You know, catch the Gulf Stream up, aperitif on some errant Canary islanders then full steam ahead for Cornwall and the big din-din on Dumpy.
I'd recommend to all - bring a doggie bag, cos even if you gorge out there's a shitload gonna be left over.
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Strait Laced Victorian Value
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Jul 26, 2004 13:11:28 GMT
Post by Strait Laced Victorian Value on Jul 26, 2004 13:11:28 GMT
I hear whalebone corsets are coming back in. Waste not want not.
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Jul 27, 2004 12:47:50 GMT
Post by Moby stiffy on Jul 27, 2004 12:47:50 GMT
Watch it, people start dissing whales I get mad.
That blubberball comes anywhere near my patch and she'll get worse than Ahab. Can't you find something else more useful to do with her like sticking her in a rocket so she can be the first pig on mars?
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