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Post by Dingo on Jul 18, 2004 14:57:18 GMT
i'd offer to join the band, but there are enough dogs in it already.
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Post by CamelToe on Jul 19, 2004 13:25:10 GMT
I could name other bands with a higher canine quotient.......
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Post by Ponga on Jul 19, 2004 14:57:51 GMT
I think you guys are both doing a disservice to our canine friends
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Post by Pingu on Jul 19, 2004 23:40:04 GMT
Wait till they start on aquatic birds, then I'll fucking have my beak up their sphincters quicker than you can say Tinky -Winky.
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Post by Ting on Jul 20, 2004 0:39:40 GMT
They two dogs in Dem Screches and day ain't baitches
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Post by Tang on Jul 20, 2004 1:54:51 GMT
Dey iz awl bitches an dogz
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Post by Ignatius on Jul 20, 2004 7:22:32 GMT
Gosh look at you,you are all so hard with your semi-street banter and scary miss-spelt words! How cutting. How witty. How the fuck you you manage to survive through a whole day without poking your eyes out with your own fingers- Idiots!
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Post by Twang on Jul 20, 2004 9:10:11 GMT
How the fuck you you manage to survive through a whole day without poking your eyes out with your own fingers- By making sure we keep our fingers firmly poked in other fuckers' eyes. Now come here, look up at the light.........AND GET READY TO BERE-CHRISTENED: "BLIND-DAWG IGNATIUS".
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Post by Dr Johnson on Jul 20, 2004 9:13:04 GMT
and scary miss-spelt words! People who live in icehouses shouldn't throw wardrobes. Now go back, think of something just vaguely funny, and bloody well spell it right next time.
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Post by Ignatius on Jul 20, 2004 11:36:03 GMT
Sorry I didn't realise I needed a degree in humour to come here
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Post by james herriott on Jul 20, 2004 11:41:47 GMT
Sorry I didn't realise I needed a degree in humour to come here don't play dumb iggy. you know can do better than that. having a bad day? whassup? couldn't get yer pooch to lick your nads this morning or what?
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Post by Jim Davidson on Jul 20, 2004 16:14:22 GMT
Yeah. I got my degree in humour from the University of Life, none of that nambypamby leftie northern redbrick shit.
You & me Ignatius, eh? eh? Peas in a pod.
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Post by IMA CUNT on Jul 20, 2004 18:26:54 GMT
Stop trying to catch each other out with your "wit" and say it like it is:
You're a fucking CUNT! I'm a fucking CUNT! He's a fucking CUNT! She's a fucking CUNT! It's a fucking CUNT! They are fucking cunts and guess what?
WE ARE FUCKING CUNTS!!!!
;D
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Post by Lanky on Jul 20, 2004 21:54:09 GMT
Dumpy's been on the cider & meths again i see. I didn't think there were any chemists left in London that'd still serve her.
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