EQUAL RIGHTS FOR DWARVES

[stumpy]

just coz i sit at the back doesn't mean i'm not holding this whole friggin band together and i'm the best sad act out of all of yous. piss off calling me auntie cos i'm the fecking old man who got banged up for indecent exposuredy now, got that you divvies?

now give me me own sodding cd, site & aeroplane or i'll heft me sticks up yer bleeding nostrils.

[gangly]

Get back in your box, grumpy. When we need a freakshow act we'll ask for one.

[DUMPY]

Us midgets gotta stick together now shut ya face gangly or we'll shove a bottle up ya arse

[gangly]

yeah, if you can reach

[Lanky]

Urgh. This is like, sooooooooo grooooss.
Can't we put those two in the trunk when we go and do gigs? The hunchback makes a good make-up stand and mirror bearer, I'll admit that, but shouldn't it therefore go in with all the equipment?