Oil stains

[Distressed of Loughboro]

Dear Auntie D
My husband has recently been dismantling his motorbike in our front room and being the mucky pup that he is has got oilstains all over his favourite party frock. It's organza, and traditional stain removal methods are proving to be unsatisfying in their results.
Could you, or any of your readers, give me any tips on the best way to proceed?

[UncleL]

Dear Distressed of Loughboro,

Im sorry to inform you that Auntie D is still on sabbatical but i'm sure she'll have plenty of tips for your stain removal queries when she gets back.In the meantime you may just want to use Vanish......short of that take him out shopping for a new dress we hear little baby doll dresses in more stain friendly cotton gingham are quite the rage on the trannie scene.Team it with a hairbow and mary-janes and he'll be feeling better in no time.He may want to try some other form of transportation for a while...say,skateboarding?