beej
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Post by beej on Oct 19, 2004 16:29:35 GMT
I've developed a behavioural disorder that keeps me up late at nights. Racking my brains til they bleed, trying to entertain the world with my razor wit and thought provoking songs.
But I'm just not cutting the mustard when head on with people like Harold, it means I have to wait til I think he's asleep before coming and furtively dropping my little turdies of enlightenment. I tried threatening him but he just laughed at me.
It's not fair.
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Post by Beejs Boss on Oct 19, 2004 17:13:34 GMT
Never mind Beej. You've got a day off today, you can maybe make brilliant use of it by spouting your crap on the net instead of my poor customers.
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Post by MrsRobinson on Mar 13, 2005 11:19:31 GMT
Dear Screeches,
I wonder if you could help me with your fountain of infinite wisdom in all things illegal ,tawdry,subversive,slightly not right,complicated beyond worthwile, oh so much fun but oh so bad for you activities..........I have to decide whether to mend teh error of my ways which seem to have made my name sinonymous with cradle robbing young men chewing them up and spitting them out.........i really am just a caring passionate woman who craves for a mature together man my age but seems to not be quenched by their lack of youthful energy......so instead i radiate towards these younger studs who not only can perform to my needs but have the world and life at their feet.....Does this make me a bad bad evil woman?And what can i do?
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Post by Dr Harold on Mar 13, 2005 14:05:02 GMT
I've put on my medical head to answer this one, hope no one objects to the formality...
Yes, you're disgusting, and have the morals that even an alleycat would be shocked at. You should be ashamed.
I'd strongly recommend you do what most other women in your position do which is to get themselves a cocker spaniel (or a dozen cats), a personal hygiene problem and a new hairstyle.
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Post by MrsRobinson on Mar 14, 2005 10:44:26 GMT
I know.......i know.........but why does something so wrong feel so right?isnt there a pill i can take or two or three.................hook me up Doctor.........
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Post by Harold on Mar 14, 2005 12:01:08 GMT
Yes, it's called HRT.
Pop by my surgery and I'll write you out a script. oh & don't forget to pick up a "Make Your Own Will" at the Post Office on your way over.
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Post by MrsRobinson on Mar 16, 2005 1:45:01 GMT
You wish.I get my stuff delivered to my door baby.By a young boy in uniform.
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Post by Kid in the street on Mar 16, 2005 2:18:55 GMT
Thats the milkman, you senile old bat
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Post by MrsRobinson on Mar 16, 2005 10:38:13 GMT
I am older young man but not senile...that would be Harold.
i actually prefer the paper boy anyway.......i have lactose intolerance.That paper boy is just the ticket though.
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Post by MrsRobinson on Mar 17, 2005 10:31:51 GMT
Paper boys with daydreams of some day becoming rockstars...........all that ambitious youthful energy is like rocket fuel...........
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Post by Buzz Aldrin on Mar 17, 2005 12:26:30 GMT
Paper boys with daydreams of some day becoming rockstars...........all that ambitious youthful energy is like rocket fuel........... And just as unstable. |
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Post by MrsRobinson on Mar 20, 2005 12:39:11 GMT
Not looking for a long stable relationship Buzz,just a short rollercoaster carnal fling.........
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Post by Norman on Mar 22, 2005 16:17:36 GMT
Not that you're desperate or anything, of course.
Just watch out for the ones that scream "Momma" as they're coming.
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Post by MrsRobinson on Mar 23, 2005 19:30:36 GMT
Desperate...me?
Typical.If a woman has a charged libido she is desperate or a nympho but if its a man in the same spot he's the king of the jungle.......hypocrites.
shouldnt you be backa t the motel with YOUR momma Norman?
XXXMrs.R
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Post by Norman on Mar 24, 2005 1:09:40 GMT
Dirty hussies, all of you.
You will mind yourself in the shower now, won't you.
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