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Post by Mo Molan on Jun 1, 2004 13:16:03 GMT
I can't get a shag!
I've tried everything but noone can stand my big fat ugly body near them.
Some singer in a band called ANGELS FEEL THE CHILDREN fancies me but I'm not THAT desperate... What can I do Auntie D?
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Post by Aunti D on Jun 1, 2004 14:05:13 GMT
Mo Moaner, more like.
Go on a diet, Fatty. Maybe brush your teeth once in a while (with something other than urine). A new wig might help, there's only so long that people'll be sympathetic about the chemo.
I wonder how long you're hormones'll let you hold out against that bloke from The Cat Felchers, but some swift action is advisable to avoid such cruel fate.
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