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Post by Gusset Sniffer on Sept 23, 2004 23:08:46 GMT
I remember the good old days before tumble dryers. Washing lines. Bliss. Nearly broke me neck last night trying to scale Auntie D's drainpipe.
Anybody know of any "discrete" photo processors?
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Post by Gusset Sniffer on Mar 6, 2005 18:15:05 GMT
I am in heaven since discovering these in JeSse's laundry pile. Too bad I wasn't peeping in the window when the act of soiling took place cos it looks like I missed a good night. Oh well, at least I can put them over my pillow and be transported to Eden in my dreams.
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Post by Queen of Clean on Mar 9, 2005 11:40:48 GMT
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Post by Queen of Clean on Mar 9, 2005 11:51:03 GMT
please excuse the lack of image in the previous post..these darned modern contraptions!i have followed instructions to a "t" but it just isnt working.rest assured i will get it eventually.....i will post a link to my handy HOw To Clean book in the near future as many visitors on this board seem to need help with biological stains of all sorts!!!
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Post by Dr Fixit on Mar 9, 2005 14:36:10 GMT
If only all women were more like Linda these days I'm sure a lot of the world's problems would be solved with a quick flick of the duster. What a Woman.
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Post by Queen of Clean on Mar 12, 2005 21:50:47 GMT
Why thank you kindly Dr.Fixit.........but what would a woman be without a good man like you around for the really tough jobs like sitting infront of these dreaded machines we call personal computers......all they seem to do is collect dust to me......
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Post by Him indoors on Mar 12, 2005 23:38:54 GMT
Well dust it then, missus. And the tumble drier needs emptying.....
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Post by Queen of Clean on Mar 13, 2005 11:02:23 GMT
In thses moments i have to stop and ask myself what would Martha do in this predicament....oh yeah get some inside trader tips.........better stick to doing what those doms do and get a house gimp in to do it for me cause ive really had enough,im tired of being so clean,sir.
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Post by MrsRobinson on Mar 13, 2005 11:03:20 GMT
I would recommend you just get a toyboy madam....not a Toyboy Madam but a toyboy,madam.
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Post by Harold on Mar 13, 2005 13:57:33 GMT
Lock up your sons, people. The hormones in this woman are begining to boil over in a pre-menopausal flood of vampiric predatory sexual gratification.
If this was a man he'd be earning himself quite a reputation as a dirty old lecher, and all sane-minded individuals would be cringing in disgust and crossing the street when they saw him coming.
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Post by MrsRobinson on Mar 14, 2005 10:38:47 GMT
takes one to know one.
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Post by Casual Observer on Mar 14, 2005 14:15:46 GMT
Why don't you 2 just get it on already? Slip a bit of viagra in Harry's coffee, some librium in Mrs R.'s, and rub your withered bits together til your trusses give out.
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Post by ST MEERKAT on Mar 14, 2005 15:15:39 GMT
sweet jeez. theres a major downside to omniscience, and watching that fugly fuckfest would just about sum it up. im going to have a word with the squire and see if i cant arrange some divine intervention.
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Post by The Scratches on Mar 16, 2005 1:39:12 GMT
Why don't you 2 just get it on already? Slip a bit of viagra in Harry's coffee, some librium in Mrs R.'s, and rub your withered bits together til your trusses give out. I'm afraid sir/madam that you've overlooked the major hindrance to these two ever getting on which is the fact that they are so close in age......they need the youngblood to survive.They are modern day vampires if you will. You miss that little detail and you're missing the whole point.Maybe you ought not be so casual in your observations.
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Post by Harold on Mar 16, 2005 2:04:56 GMT
That kind of makes me like David Bowie in The Hunger then, doesn't it? Golly, how exciting.....
This ain't rock n roll This is Genocide!
Suits me quite well, don't you think?
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