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Post by dead poets on Jun 1, 2004 14:27:58 GMT
The Screeches are at the forefront of the New Romantic Revolution..singing nice songs about love and bunnies they will endear themselves to your grandmother.I especially like the songs about blowing kisses and eating candyfloss under willow trees. A nicer band you could not hope to find this side of the rainbow. Gentle textures of spring wash over you as you listen to their new album "i love you sun' and you can almost hear the scampering of fairies and twinkly smiling faces of the elves as their folk-based lullaby sounds caress your innermost desire to be a peace loving hippy Some may call them soft- I just call them a cab
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Post by PIKE on Jun 1, 2004 14:41:30 GMT
If you can get it to the point where every word is replaced by something else then you might just be onto something. The skank hoe ate her own foetus from a shoebox in the back of your mums cunnililingus Oh HA HA VERY FUNNY
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Post by Hey on Jun 1, 2004 14:44:59 GMT
Is it just me or is this message board really confusing...
I'm going back to Auntie D for some guidance
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Post by wanker on Jun 1, 2004 14:46:49 GMT
If one more person says I'm going to get voilent.
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Post by Blob on Jun 1, 2004 23:01:58 GMT
Ha ha very funny...
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DS Carter Flying Squad
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Post by DS Carter Flying Squad on Jun 1, 2004 23:14:26 GMT
What's all this then? Art? You quim-faced little toerags, I've seen more waste of time and money on a tarts douchebag.
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Post by The Screeches on Jun 2, 2004 16:47:02 GMT
uh huh, art for art's sake.
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Post by The Screeches on Jun 2, 2004 21:59:47 GMT
just how many personalities can one pomme de terre possess?
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Post by DSPoooozzzze on Jun 2, 2004 22:05:35 GMT
FEK YA FroggIE \ D SppoOOOZE'LL EAT ya Teeeny LITTTle LeGGGIES N Spew \\\\\\BBBBBLLEWEARGh
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Post by The Screeches on Jun 2, 2004 22:08:31 GMT
bubblewrap? you naughty man.
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Post by Robbie Burns on Jun 4, 2004 12:28:04 GMT
Ah'm goona splurge mah whack on DSpoozzze Fro' hees fess ool doon ta hees shooos Cuz ah'll be lefting hees sassenach kilt An rammin mah dirk inta tha hilt Ye'll hear hees screams all ova tha glen As ah shite-stab hees haggis, d'ye ken? Then ah'll refresh weeth a wee little dram Afore settin ta wurk oan hees mam.
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Post by dsPOOOZE on Jun 12, 2004 9:54:41 GMT
*((^)^^^^(^ Ay THINK LitttLLE PUFTA SCoTZBloke Wannna PLay Wit Ma MEatcEAVER..YYEAUCH! FOOOK OOF YE TWART IF ye WANNA Mess WIt MA MA..........066 yell HAV DIg HER up Shell PONg But I'm SURE That IZ NAy Different TA what YER getttIN ANYwayZZ...Deed STifff IN a CasKet ----get YER az ripp oN tha Coffin Nailz- FUkkkERRZZ This Buds for you(***)&
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Post by Tha Bruce on Jun 12, 2004 12:55:44 GMT
Listen laddie, it woz me wha boffed ye mam ta deeth, fookin split tha gangrenous ol gash wi ma long john thomas. Tha derty lassie woz gaggin fo et. Ah seem ta rememba yous woz tekkin photies fer yer scrapbook n all. Ah'm jus aboot seck ta tha deeth o humpin yer kin, bu til ah get me probashun ah'm goona have te make do wi all ye smackheed weegies.
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Post by Bla on Jun 18, 2004 21:08:42 GMT
Has anybody noticed what the adverts in this section of the board are regarding.... YES POTATOES!!!
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Post by freud on Jun 18, 2004 22:18:28 GMT
has anyone noticed the last entry seems to have been made by some eager beaver who's a couple of logs short of a dam?
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