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Post by The Screeches on Aug 29, 2004 21:58:59 GMT
The following are four different accounts of today's happenings.
Truth or fiction?
YOU decide.
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Post by Lanky on Aug 29, 2004 22:34:33 GMT
trees and cars flew past. concrete stoped us. or was it a sign? I mean a sign that stopped us? Actually it was! It was a sign that stopped us and I'm not speaking in metaphors. Rain squealed - I'm here I want to join you! Disbeliving stares and directions from the Little Chef people who obliging directed me to the their facilites. Thank you. And London did call after all.
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Post by Andy on Aug 29, 2004 22:39:14 GMT
i steered left. bastard car lost the plot.
fancy dying at a bp connect/ little chef services on the a303? what a punk rock death we were deprived of this afternoon. james deans, we weren't; aa recoveries we were.
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Post by Dumpy on Aug 29, 2004 22:47:23 GMT
Ok It was all me why we didn't die thank my bladder coz otherwise we'd have all fucking died thank fuck that we turned into that srvce and only crashed into a sign post We fuckinfg rock fuck you we are hardcore your mothers a baitch\\
WHOEVER IS STICKING PINS IN A DOLL OF MR DON"Y TRY IT COZ YO DON"T CUM CLOSE baitch
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Post by aunty on Aug 29, 2004 22:52:38 GMT
forget the bladder theory, the philosophy an all that, we mashed a little chef/ bp connect sign an we're rather happy about that.......
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Post by gangly on Aug 30, 2004 0:24:22 GMT
it's that fuckin logo, just tempting fate wasn't it. maybe if we adopt a new one, Gobshite Tone with a bullet hole between his eyes, it'd come true too.
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Post by against the wall on Sept 3, 2004 0:08:35 GMT
yeah, if yer gonna call a song CRASH, then you get what's coming to ya...
maybe i'll write a song called "Sh-itloads of money and a model girlfriend"
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Post by LEMMING on Sept 3, 2004 1:59:53 GMT
maybe you should write a song called "talent".
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Post by Nerdy on Sept 3, 2004 11:04:08 GMT
In the same way you should write a song called "Cliff".
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Post by LEMMING on Sept 3, 2004 11:07:37 GMT
fuck you c3po boy. your songwriting skills should go towards "a girl, any girl, anything with 2 bumps and a hole".
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Post by LEMMING on Sept 3, 2004 11:10:24 GMT
.....2 B.U.M.P.S & A HOLE.
why does K.I.L.L = SHAG in your roster of hilarious wordplay?
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Post by Against the wall on Sept 3, 2004 11:12:43 GMT
yeah, it could be the response to your song "Fanbase"
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Post by LEMMING on Sept 3, 2004 11:19:13 GMT
ah shut it, come back when you've finished "momma's gonna polish my cock without using a brillo pad for once"
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Post by Nerdy on Sept 3, 2004 22:22:42 GMT
So Guys, still singin' "Dangling Man" these days?
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Post by Tarantinov on Sept 4, 2004 14:08:48 GMT
"Look out kids I’ll put out your lights"
Yessir, indeedy, there's a new kinda way of dealing with the War on Terror - "The Putin Path". Just kill everyone.
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